There are too few of these things. Here is one.
1. Do you like blue cheese?
I do. I like cheese very much generally. I like blue cheese a lot. Particularly sweeter blue cheese. I am very fond of the quote from Lenny Henry's Chef "Blue cheese; the perfect combination of bug and cow."
2. Have you ever smoked?
I have never had the habit of smoking tobacco. For a little while when acting in a play I tried out a pipe. I have smoked the occassional cigar but usually only so I could share one with a couple of attractive girls I know who like them. I don't think I've ever smoked a cigarette.
3. Do you own a gun?
I do not own a gun. Nor do I think it likely that I ever will. My step-dad owned one or two rifles. I quite enjoy target shooting and clay pigeon shooting and I'm not bad at it. I think it strange that a meme should ask if I've owned a gun. It is a rare thing in my culture. It's like asking if I've ever owned a donkey.
4. What is your favourite flavour?
I joke with My Lovely Wife that every thing tastes better with cardomon. I like the taste of slow cooked lamb, or peppermint, or beer. I like sweet things. But my favourite taste is the taste of a passionate kiss.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor visits?
No and I try to put the medical team at their ease.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
That I regret not having a traditional hot dog when I was in New York but that was probably a good idea on health and safety grounds. I prefer a sausage in a bun to frankfurter in a hot dog bun. The idea of a hot dog is surely greater than the actuality of a hot dog whereas a sausage in a bun is surely the greatest of humanities achievements.
7. Favourite Christmas movie?
It's A Wonderful Life or Die Hard.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Rum but I make do with coffee. No, but seriously, I prefer tea in the morning along with a pint of sparkling water.
9. Do you do push-ups?
Yes, I do, at the gym. I can't say I care for them overly much, or they for me.
10. What’s your favourite piece of jewelry?
My favourite piece of jewelry that I own and wear is a pair of cufflinks that my wife bought me as a wedding present. My second favourite are some cufflinks that my daughter bought me as a birthday present. I'm not much of a jewelry person other than cufflinks.
11. Favourite hobby?
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
13. What’s the one thing you hate about yourself?
Oh, if only there were one thing.
14. Middle name?
I think it essential to have one. Mine is a closely guarded state secret and I go by the initial of D.
15. Name three thoughts right now?
How odd the financial reporting at work is and what is it that I'm not seeing that makes it make
Leadership from a distance.
16. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly.
I'd like to say rum, whisky and daquiris but we are not Hemmingway. We love adjectives too much.
17. Where's the question?
If this is a question, when was the answer?
18. Current hate right now?
I am trying not to hate anyone at the moment. It is difficult because I think many people are reveling in three things that I despise:willful ignorance, destruction and shifting the blame and they are doing all three at the same time and doing it for selfish reasons. But they won't be persuaded by my anger, wrath will not turn aside wrath, so I must do the work of trying to understand the emotions that lead them to be lazy and violent and irresponsible without losing sight of the fact that that is actually how they are behaving.
19. Favourite place to be?
I really like living in Edinburgh - I think my favourite place to be is the Meadows, in the early morning, on my way to an adventure of any duration, that will end with me returning home.
20. How do you ring in the New Year?
Usually with a bottle of champagne and a flask of whisky, standing on the Meadows watching the fireworks over Edinburgh Castle.
21. Where would you like to go?
I'd like to visit San Deigo. Not that I partiucularly wish to visit San Deigo but many things in my life would make more sense if I had been to San Deigo.
22. Name three people who will complete this?
I have no idea.
23. Do you own slippers?
I do but I don't wear them often.
24. What colour shirt are you wearing?
I am wearing a shirt that is multi-coloured. It has thin stripes of white with dark blue, light blue, deep red and mauve.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I do not think I have ever slept on satin sheets. Are they easy to wash?
26. Can you whistle?
Yes, loudly. You just put your lips together and bellow.
27. Favourite colour?
28. Would you be a pirate?
No, I have no love for violent criminals who disrupt global trade.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Flowers on the Wall by the Statler Brothers
30. Favourite girls name?
Other than the names of my daughter I like Charlotte and Sophia.
31. Favourite boys name?
Other than the name of my son I like Thomas and James.
32. What’s in your pocket right now?
A ten pound note.
33. Last person that made you laugh?
K who is the junior sales and marketing person at work.
34. Best toy as a child?
35. Worst injury?
I once broke my thumb, but perhaps the worst injury was my right knee when I fell off a ladder six years ago. That slowed me down for years.
36. Where would you love to live?
If not Edinburgh then Barcelona, Orkney or the Far North of Australia.
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
38. Who is your loudest friend?
An old friend from university who has gotten me through more difficult times than I had any right to expect of her and has a track record of saying the wrong thing very loudly.
39. How many dogs do you have?
I have no dogs. I do not think I will ever own a dog. I do not hate dogs but I do not love them either.
40. Does someone trust you?
Yes, but I can't tell you who.
41. What is your favourite movie?
The Duellests by Ridley Scott, staring Keith Caradine and Harvey Keitel and based on the Joseph Conrad novella.
42. What’s your favourite sweet?
Trebor Extra Strong Mints
43. What’s your favourite sports team?
The Scottish Rugby Team
44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Flowers on the Wall by the Statler Brothers? Something from my wedding and Sit Down by James.